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Name: Noah Walton

Birthday: March 28th, 1980

Birthplace: Charlotte, NC

College: Duke University (BS), University of Florida (PhD)

Occupation: Neurobiologist

Favorite Color: Duke Blue

Favorite Book: Atlas Shrugged

Hobbies: Triathlons, writing, traveling

Favorite Food: Yes

Greatest Fear: Static electricity

Estimated Alcohol Tolerance: 3 Drinks

NoahMWalton.com: Noah Walton’s Official Website.  Contact Noah.

Frequently Asked Questions

So what’s the deal, man?

I’m a generic white man with a writing problem.  My first book, Ultra-Fat to Ultra-Fit, hit stores in November, 2009.  Currently, I’m working on several new projects, discussed elsewhere.  Until that pays the bills, I’m wiling away as a scientist.


Are your stories true?

Sadly, yes.  Of course, memory is a fickle mistress, I’ve done my best to faithfully recapitulate what happened.  Occasionally, I inadvertently tread on the edges of legality, so I change details where there are potential repurcussions.


Can I buy an autographed copy of your book?

Yes you can.  There are two ways to do this: either mail me a copy of your book with a return shipping envelope (include your name and anything you’d like personalized - within reason!), or send me a check and I’ll send you one.  Initiate either course of action by emailing me for details.


Will you speak at my event? 

It’s entirely possible.  If you have a group you’d like me to speak to, let me know as far in advance as possible.  I do generally charge a speakers fee, but this is negotiable (even waived occasionally) depending on the group or organization.


Where can I send you fan mail, a basket of poisoned muffins, etc?

Email is the best way to get in touch with me.  Like everyone else, I get a lot of messages, but try to respond to everything... eventually.

 

You are the greatest writer I have ever experienced.  How can I support you?

If you are looking for a militaristic dictator for your small island nation, send me an email.  Seriously, in addition to buying books, word of mouth is like gold to any author.  Tell your friends, ask your local library to buy a copy, link me.  It’s all good, and what goes around comes around.