The Official Website of Noah Walton

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Tier I
The Famous Monkey Brawl Story
Fear and Loathing in Chicago
Noah Creates Massive Disturbance
Noah Judges A Science Fair 
When Nature Calls (NEW)
Worst. Date. Ever.
Light a Fire Under My Ass
Noah Imitates a Superhero; Fails
Noah’s Pecs Instigate Traffic Accident 
Rescue 9/11
The Little Blue Pill
What, That’s It? (NEW)
An Unfortunate Men’s Room Incident
Three Animals Cockblock Noah
The Fried Chicken Story 

Tier II
Noah Thwarts Weak Suicide Attempt
Nine Shorter Stories
Noah Impersonates a College Coach
Noah Dabbles With Alcohol
A Psychological Thriller
The Worst Little Whorehouse In Malaysia
Smashing My Own Drug Ring
The Outback Stratagem
Noah Inadvertently Breaks Down Racial Barriers 
A Tale of Two Bandanas
Noah Ruins Someone Else’s Moment of Accomplishment
Adventures in Lake Michigan
The Undergraduate
Dreams of An IdiotUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_The_Famous_Monkey_Brawl_Story.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Entry_10.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/4/16_Noah_Creates_Massive_Disturbance.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/31_Noah_Judges_A_Science_Fair.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/5/29_When_Nature_Calls.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Entry_8.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Entry_7.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Noah_Imitates_A_Superhero%3B_Fails.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/17_Noah%E2%80%99s_Pecs_Instigate_Car_Accident.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Entry_3.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Entry_6.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/5/14_What,_That%E2%80%99s_It.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Entry_12.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Entry_13.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/24_The_Fried_Chicken_Story.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Noah_Thwarts_Weak_Suicide_Attempt.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Entry_14.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Entry_11.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Getting_Psychological.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Entry_9.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Entry_5.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/4/7_The_Outback_Stratagem.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Noah_Inadvertently_Breaks_Down_Racial_Barriers.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_A_Tale_of_Two_Bandanas.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Noah_Ruins_Someone_Else%E2%80%99s_Moment_of_Accomplishment.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Noah_Ruins_Someone_Else%E2%80%99s_Moment_of_Accomplishment.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/5/6_Adventures_in_Lake_Michigan.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_The_Undergraduate.htmlUrbane_Legends/Entries/2009/3/10_Entry_4.htmlshapeimage_13_link_0shapeimage_13_link_1shapeimage_13_link_2shapeimage_13_link_3shapeimage_13_link_4shapeimage_13_link_5shapeimage_13_link_6shapeimage_13_link_7shapeimage_13_link_8shapeimage_13_link_9shapeimage_13_link_10shapeimage_13_link_11shapeimage_13_link_12shapeimage_13_link_13shapeimage_13_link_14shapeimage_13_link_15shapeimage_13_link_16shapeimage_13_link_17shapeimage_13_link_18shapeimage_13_link_19shapeimage_13_link_20shapeimage_13_link_21shapeimage_13_link_22shapeimage_13_link_23shapeimage_13_link_24shapeimage_13_link_25shapeimage_13_link_26shapeimage_13_link_27shapeimage_13_link_28shapeimage_13_link_29

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